Its effectively a stochastic ponzii scheme where instead of being spent they just turn the money directly into entropy to noise-up all knowledge. It might genuinely ha:e been more productive to light it all on fire.

OneDrive: we are putting up the price of our family plan significantly.

Also one drive: look at all the new AI stuff we have added to your plan

(Also OneDrive: yes your 6 person plan is for sharing but you can't share the new stuff we've added to your sharing plan)

Google added a AI at the top of search results with a premium version that's supposed to be better somehow.

Marketing, that's all it is. Companies know how to make ads convincing you that you need their product.

People will still pay for it because consumerism or smth.

IDK like 200 million people???

It didnt say a swer that correctly.

Don't want to get hit in the face? Easy. Just say "Don't hit me in the face" every time someone walks in the room.

There is no way that actually works. Its probably going to show me porn or something.

Edit: What the fuck ?! (it works)

Don't want AI on your search?

Easy peasy just use Duck Duck Go.

Bonus: So many things but also no more captcha on every search because they don't like you protecting your own privacy.