Don't want to get hit in the face? Easy. Just say "Don't hit me in the face" every time someone walks in the room.

There is no way that actually works. Its probably going to show me porn or something.

Edit: What the fuck ?! (it works)

Don't want AI on your search?

Easy peasy just use Duck Duck Go.

Bonus: So many things but also no more captcha on every search because they don't like you protecting your own privacy.