Imagine prostrating yourself to Trump in this embarrassing way. Sheesh.

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Well fuck, Clarence is basically a black white supremacist.

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  • [–] 84 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    Giving him a literal gold bar (though disguised as a stand) is stereotypical buying El Presidente in a Banana Republic bullshit.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I had to look it up: 24 karat is the purest form of gold. So yeah it's a gold bar 100% lmfao

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  • [–] 46 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    And I can't even accept a gift voucher due to anti-bribery rules? Fuck off.

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    Do stocks go up from such a cringe-move?

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Apple stock did, and unfortunately it even makes sense why. Considering how self-centered Trump is, and how easily swayed he can be by a literal shiny rock being given to him, this was probably a legitimately good trade for Apple.

    They spend some money on a gold brick with some laser-cut glass, and the president of the entire country either gives them preferential treatment, or simply doesn't take any more extreme actions he was planning to take against them.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (5 children)

    The shareholders should be ashamed.. That's not good business, that's evil.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    But it's good for bussines, isn't it?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Only when it's accepted by the people. If law dismantled the company then it's very bad for business.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    Can you imagine Apple break down in foreseeable future? Because I can not.

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  • [–] 44 points 1 year ago

    Bribery is now not just legal, but mandatory

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  • [–] 42 points 1 year ago

    https://finance.yahoo.com/news/apple-is-back-on-trumps-good-side-the-cost-600-billion-113413035.html

    “The move comes after Trump threatened to place a 25% tariff on Apple’s iPhones made overseas and in the face of a potential 100% tariff on semiconductors.”

    Pussies

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  • [–] 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (13 children)

    In other countries this would be a criminal offense. For example in Austria: if the value of the gift is above 50000€ , it's 6 months - 5 years; if over 300k€ it's 1-10 years of prison.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago*

    Oh, this is 100% a criminal offense for any government employee that isn't Donald Trump (or someone that he has decided to shield).

    Low level government workers can't even accept someone paying for their lunch.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    The same loophole exists almost anywhere: "its a gift to white house or trumps library"

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    A gold bar gifted to an institution would still count as corruption in most sane jurisdictions. Sure those loopholes exist, but we tend to disguise them as investments or charity.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    In other countries this would be a criminal offense.

    Dialing 911 and telling my local constabulary that the President is doing crimes. But then they just laugh at me and say "We're all doing crimes! It's the innocent people who get thrown in jail."

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Not sure if you know this but I find it fun to know so I’m going to share.

    In English when deciding whether to use a or an you should look at the start of the following word and if it starts with a vowel sound then use an else use a.

    Examples:

    • An apple
    • An hour (note doesn’t start with a vowel but sounds like a vowel)
    • A goat
    • A criminal offence
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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    An hour

    Note, this can differ by region. For example, "an historic ..." is common in the UK, whereas it would be "a historic ..." in the US due to accent differences.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    That's because the h is silent at the beginning of a word in the UK.

    An 'istoric

    A Historic makes sense if you pronounce the hard H

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  • [–] 84 points 1 year ago

    I don't get why people are NOW saying he's trying to appease trump. He's been doing it for years. He was front row at his inauguration right next to other billionaires.

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  • [–] 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Bribe. The word you're looking for

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I fucking hate corporatism

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    When you're rich and powerful as fuck but still bend the knee to a felon rapist pedophile.

    All of America's most "powerful" people are little fucking bitches. Little bitches are calling the shots and representing us to the world. Jesus Christ how pathetic is this country going to get?

    Conservatives: Hold my beer.

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Time to boycott Apple just like everybody decided to boycott Target and Amazon for bending over.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I mean at this point you'll have to boycott everyone. Boycotting isn't gonna cut it anymore.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago

    See, I disagree with this sentiment. Coming from a Canadian we're seeing products in grocery stores and other places we've simply never seen before because all the american product is rotting on the shelves. For instance, I've seen legit Canadian brands of laundry detergent whereas my whole life all I've ever really seen is tide, bounce the usual corp crap.

    This is slowly but surely propping up alternatives in a way that simply wasn't possible before and directly contributing to what is currently small manufacturers, farmers and other retailers into becoming viable alternatives to the usual suspects.

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    enthusiastic dick sucking noises

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  • [–] 129 points 1 year ago (21 children)

    we're gonna need more luigis.

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    I understood this reference! Probably because I, too, am a dinosaur.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    i loved that show. ended so dark

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    Because the CEOs will biy the new people. Better to off both.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago* (7 children)

    Republicans don't have the spine to run at risk of death, and elections only happen every two years meaning until then DNC would have the first real supermajority since 1979.

    Tax them into the dirt, then there will never be more billionaires.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Do you think neoliberals would do that?

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Do you think liberal is an insult? Oh, I'm so sorry that promoting human rights inconveniences you.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (4 children)

    You're misunderstanding. I said neoliberal for a reason. I wouldn't call either party liberal, and the issue I have is labeling them as such.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    Right okay, the parties fighting for liberty, fairness, and true democracy aren't liberals they're "neoliberal". Whatever that means.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    Neoliberalism fights for a semblance of democracy that favors economic, corporate freedom over personal liberties and the inherent human value we both care about.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Wouldn't that just be anarchism / corporatism similar to a deregulated syndicalism? Why use a word with an opposite meaning, "new liberalism", to describe something?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I'd guess it's to point out the fact that it's developed under the guise of social liberty, but it isn't a well defined term. Conservatives and neoliberals alike regard the views as liberal in America for some reason. In my mind the word helps distinguish it from liberal ideology by tacking on a modifier that can't be equated to liberalism per se.

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