The guy who only says dumb shit, reporting for doodie

I feel like there is some redundancy here with the guy throwing rocks and the guy throwing glass bottles at street signs. I think one friend could manage to do both

This is 3 dudes, max, and 1 is a dipshit where he just shows up drunk to things randomly, and 1 is an overconfident tool with unexpexted loyalty to other guys only.

Ugh...yeah, where the application form for the dipshit?

I'm quite happy with my guy squad who are now middle aged nerds who don't feel the need for stupid epic stuff nor throwing shit at traffic signs.

Can 1,3,5;8,9,11 be the same guy and crack his own skull at the very start?

Im the one who only says dumb shit, according to everyone.

guy who only says dumb shit

hello yes I would like to apply to join a squad

This seems like a D&D encounter

I definitely fill three of these roles. Also, you forgot "the tall guy."

Sounds like the plot to the outsiders

When you harm public infrastructure, you’re hurting yourself.

i miss wtmmp

If you throw bottles at street signs youre a piece of shit who deserves to be run over.

Hi, I'm not a guy, but I think I can fill most of these roles for you