yikes (thelemmy.club)
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[–] 37 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I mean, it's just hair. We're certainly not vain and superficial enough to let that "ruin our lives", right?

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I have a widows peak and I get mad compliments on my hair. It's only over when it's over, buddy.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The Vegeta hairline hit me at 25 so I just buzzed it all off... I never lived life at all lol

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  • [–] 80 points 1 year ago

    Damn bro. Life ain't over because your hairline went bad

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Nothing wrong with a little male pattern baldness. Disrespectfully OP, you are wrong.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    I can’t go bald if I shave my head every morning

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    At some point in their life most men have to make the greatest decision in their life... Keep their hair or keep their erection. I've started shaving my head!

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    from the way i'm interpreting this meme, it's mocking the people that do actually think like this. ofc there's a whole life waiting for you whether you have mpb or not, but some ppl are superficial as hell and go "it's so over" as soon as there's a sign of baldness

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    I'm ugly with hair, losing it won't make me that much uglier.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    My genetics 🧬 are making sure 👍 that I won’t get bald

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Man, my only regret about shaving my head was that I didn’t do it 15 years sooner!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Patrick stewart would like a word with you...

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    I've had a pretty intense widows peak since teenagerdom and have also gotten regular compliments on my hair since teenagerdom. Coincidence? I think not!

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Estrogen is the answer to this problem :3

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (12 children)

    I started taking pills for it a few years ago. It was ridiculously easy to do. I did it online, it auto-renews, and it's an easy chewable I take every morning.

    I think a lot of guys have the impression that hair treatments are bullshit, because for a while there they were. But the new shit works, at least for me.

    No side effects or downsides for me. My hairline is just paused, even rewound a little bit.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

    This the stuff where 2% of users lose their boners, then 2% of that 2% don't get them back once they stop taking it? Nah I'll take the chrome dome.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    When I see people complaining about losing their hair to male pattern baldness I'm thinking "just take finasteride" or "why don't you just take finasteride" or "just block the DHT this isn't some inevitable thing and that'd probably help so why don't you just do that?" But I'm not a testosterone enjoyer so I lack their perspective on things

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    Ok, but I'm not lying.

    Do you think I'm advertising or something? What would be my motivation for lying?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Top-shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I shaved my head clean, I'm pretty luckly I've got a great head shape for a bicked head. Unfortunately I did it just to see and I have a really full head of hair at 42. I'll never get to share my beautiful bald head with the world.

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    i passed that point at like 22.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    There are a couple of good hairstyles that benefit from a little balding, if it gets to much just go full bald. Its just superficial in the end anyways.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Like what? Life is good if you don't give a damn what people say and Just play with your legos.

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  • Shave it off! I dare ya'! I double-dare ya'!

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