The man turns 50 next week. That's 30 years knowing each other. I say to him "I know you better than you know yourself". He says "that's true".

He has the week off. It's gonna be a blast.

Someone at work has decided that Wednesdays in the office need jazzing up

They want to start something called The Hump Day Quiz and are looking for volunteers who want to be (I wish I was making this up) The Humpmaster

I can't.....

Yesterday I found out I’d made a mistake with the ato about 3 years ago that will most likely result in a very significant debt.

It was my fuck up, and I accept that.

I’m the one who approached them first, when I realised something was wrong which will work in my favour in a big way.

But still I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t really, really worried about the outcome.

So far they’ve been pretty good and have asked for more info. The tone of the call with the debt team was surprisingly light and the guy I spoke to said “everyone makes mistakes”.

But yeah, I have enough shit to deal with right now and this on top is a lot.

Thanks for listening.

Mernda/Hurstbridge lines broken, recommend walking home

I have locked myself out of my house like a dill. Waiting for a locksmith to come to the rescue.

Feeling a bit better about the situation I mentioned earlier. Thanks for all the advice :)

Goodnight all ❤️

Edit: Actually, who cares about the other place. ;)

At some point today I must be an adult and go - in person - to the bank

I saw an article about a woman whose game was taken down as part of all this censorship bullshit, so she put it up on her own website as freeware. I think that's where the internet is going to have to head more now.

I'll download a game for free from somewhere, then I might just make a donation to someone for totally unrelated reasons. And do you think torrent sites will put up age verification? They're already illegal.

Just got a message from the Young Seagoons, they are going to visit Young Master Seagoon's fam in Canada. 😭 This is so good, I've been so sad for him, he's been half homeless ( tho he will always have a home with us ) since covid. That's a long time not to have your own pillow.

I’m going to sleep and I can hear magpie warbling in the distance. That’s so strange at this hour.

I’ve started a new medication that’s meant to help my stomach and almost immediately

spoiler

soooo if you visited archie bros moorabbin and used their "Get $50 credit for $35" thing check your bank statement

Fuckers charged me $50. They're double fucked because I kept the receipt. Which says "$35"

If there was a way to delete sky news remotely from foxtel packages I would love to get my hands on it (it's only my manchild dickhead boorish fucktwat of an uncle who watches it - absolutely nobody other than his wife will genuinely care when he dies). (but sadly I could not time this visit for when he would be away)

Will put this on the main thread too. most underrated critter poll

I have finally located my sandwich press, and a few other odds and ends I've been looking for (including the cat food, Miss Meow will be pleased). I think the list of things I'm still looking for now only contains my vacuum food sealer and a bottle of oil. And I'm wondering if I imagined the bottle of oil and had actually used it all and forgotten.

I think a celebratory parmigiana for dinner might be in order.

Oh no, had to hand in my PC to a repair tech this morning. Silently died overnight it seems, and I reached my limit of troubleshooting. I suspect PSU is tripping since I get a brief light up and then only baseline power.

Edit: Yep, PSU failed spontaneously. They'll swap it out for me and give it a clean. Thankfully not something more extreme.

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BACK ONCE AGAIN FOR THE RENEGADE MASTAAA

I just had the KFC kebab and I think it's just one of their regular wraps delivered in foil instead of paper

Bill Cat is wondering why he and I haven't been watching the Hobbit movies the past few weeks, tomorrow little buddy. 😸