Samoli pirate meme format with LOOK AT ME in white letters at the top and I AM THE LANDLORD NOW! at the bottom

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[–] 61 points 1 year ago (26 children)

The bank:

"Awe, that's cute!"

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  • [–] 27 points 1 year ago (17 children)
  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (13 children)

    Is it a requirement in the US to join the HOA?

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (11 children)

    If you buy a home in which an HOA is already established, then yes, it's required. And good luck finding a neighborhood where one isn't already established. If you get a small enough town or cheap enough neighborhood, maybe.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    It’s funny that the ‘right to work’ exists to dismantle unions, but somehow no-one has thought of a ‘right to live’ to combat HOAs.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    The really shit part about HOAs is that most of the US NEEDS them. Most of the US has little to no zoning laws, and most of the suburbs are in unincorporated areas outside of the cities. This means that without an HOA, there's nothing stopping someone from buying the house next door and turning it into a business, methadone clinic, a literal salvage yard, crawfish farm, or gator zoo.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    WTF is wrong with that? My neighbors have 0 rights to do what happens on my property.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    You live in a society. You only "own" property because enough of your neighbors agree that you do. Society gets together and agrees on the rules, and by being part of that society you agree to the rules. If you want to live somewhere with minimal rules, then go ahead and do it. Just don't come crying to the rest of us when your new neighbor decides to do something that makes your land uninhabitable and worthless.

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  • [+] 1 point 1 year ago* (3 children)
  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    So, you know nothing about zoning laws nor HOAs, but you still have very strong opinions on them...
    And at the same time you have these incredibly naive beliefs about your fellow humans. Like somehow these institutions and systems of rules you despise sprung into existence not because of, but in spite of, these fellow humans you hold in such high esteem.

    Like I told the other guy, there are plenty of places you can go to live without much in the way of law or other rules, you go on and enjoy them to your heart's content, just don't come crying to the rest of us when you realize what a hellish existence it is to live without laws or rules.

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  • [+] 2 points 1 year ago* (1 child)
  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago

    Blocked me? But I thought we were all part of a brotherhood of love where none could or would ever want to do wrong to each other.

    It's always interesting how "anarchists" like yourself love to preach about how great anarchy is right up until someone points out a fallacy in their logic and then they immediately flip to fascism and try to do everything in their power to silence the other person.
    It's almost like anarchists and the entire concept of anarchy is a complete red herring used by fascist to try to free themselves from the pesky rules that stop them from openly forcing people to do what they want.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Mortgage is just rent with another name (I know it's not quite that simple, but it feels that way sometimes)

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Mortgage ends one day. Paid off my mortgage 10 years ago.

    Even if you don't stay long enough to pay off, when you do sell, you get to have more proceeds from the sell than you owe.

    If you only are going to stay in a place 2 or three years though, probably not worth it.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    Nah. Pay off your house and its yours.

    When do you pay off your rent? When you die.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Most people never do pay off their house.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The new landlord still won't do the repairs!

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  • [+] [S] -11 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    a yes grammar fascists finding ways to ruin jokes.

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago (19 children)

    HOA gonna pop that bubble real quick.

    PSA to homebuyers: Even if the HOA has reasonable rules now and is run by your neighbors, don't expect that to continue when they get older and want to pass off management to a company who will make life a living hell.

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  • [–] [S] 33 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    much better PSA, don't buy a house that is in an HOA. HOA's are the devil, and they are a great example of why the adage that local control is best, is total bullshit.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (12 children)

    Imagine buying a house with an HOA.

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    Thank god I was able to. Was sick of paying for someone else's investment.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Unless I move out to the middle of nowhere, there's not many options for me that don't have an HOA of some kind. Wish I could avoid them, but unfortunately too ubiquitous in the states.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 year ago

    Unless I move out to the middle of nowhere,

    City folks sure say "the middle of nowhere" when they mean anything other the overpriced suburbs, and stupid cities like New York.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    It's cool right up to the day something breaks and you realize that you are the landlord now.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Then you pay for it and still come out ahead.

    It have a home maintenance plan for more predictable cost and renting like experience, and coming less ahead than renting, but still somewhat ahead.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (3 children)

    Yep, factor in that most of your mortgage is in actuality payed to yourself. You actually pay a couple hundred dollars per month to your bank instead of over a thousand to your landlord.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I'm currently working through getting everything fixed and sorted following an intense hail storm and it's become very apparent that I've taken on the role of property manager by daring to own my own home. Honestly a pain in the butt at times. Long term it's worth while but yikes!

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    [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    lol you literally reposted this minutes after I made it.

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    [–] 4 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Just a quick example here. Mortage payment I make (or did make, we sold) was 6k a month.

    Now sure, I'm getting equity, but it's by no means quick. The bank is making a killing. Of that 6k, we are bringing down the principal by something like 800 bucks a month. The bank is taking 3k and the rest escrow and PMI.

    If you buy a house. Be sure to be able to put 20% down. This will bring your payment down a ton.

    Try for the best interest rate you can. It'll be a shitty 7 or higher % for now, and at least until the bubble pops again. Because it will and it's getting close.

    Then, you get an endless list of repairs and improvements. But if things start to break, make cheap repairs, then save up to replace. Update your kitchen and master bathrooms. These things sell houses. Never keep your house out of date or you won't get the return you want.

    Good luck out there to home owners. It's a good asset to have, but only if you keep up with maintenance and updates.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    I own a home and its insane how people who have never owned underestimate the cost of actually owning a property. "I can pay $1500 in rent, but apparently I cant afford a $1500 mortgage"... like... you probably cant. Banks arent not lending to you because they dont want to make an assload off interest. They tried lending out money to everyone who swore they could keep up the payments and 2008 happened.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago*

    I just bought mine this year. I got in by the skin of my teeth as a single person in a ridiculously expensive capital city.

    In Australia we have things called Offset accounts. This is a regular bank account that you might get your salary paid into, but it's linked to your mortgage loan. The interest you pay on the mortgage is based on the mortgage principal minus what's in your offset.

    So if my mortgage is 500,000, and I have 50,000 in my offset account, interest is only calculated on 450,000. I still have access to my $50, 000 to do with as I please, but the more I stack up there,the less I pay in interest, and the less that interest compounds.

    So for these first few years it's really important for me to stack as much cash in my offset account as I can, because it will save me huge amount of interest over the life of the loan.

    I'm working two jobs, 7 days a week for the first couple years to do that, and I have a couple other side hustles to help reduce cost of living as well. But the bank is still making a killing off me in interest.

    I would rather die than be a landlord though, so I have an agreement with my partner. Instead of contributing to the mortgage or paying rent, she loans me a set amount each week, say, $300. This builds up in my offset account and helps reduce the interest I pay. After 5 years, I'll repay this loan to her at the same rate, $300 a week.

    This benefits us both hugely, she will effectively have a rent-free period of 5 years AND be getting a boost to her cashflow, while I will have been able to offset my mortgage by up to 78k extra over the course of 10 years.

    Yes, she will effectively 'lose' the opportunity to earn interest on her savings by saving that money herself for 5 years, but she won't lose the principal amount, and together we will have robbed the bank of far more interest than she would have earned from saving it.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Buy. It matters. Bring on the downvotes.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (4 children)

    Congratulations! You will now work off that debt for the next 40 years! 🥳

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    Better to work off that debt over 10-30 years (which is what mortgages usually run for, not 40) and then be able to sell the house and get your money back than paying rent for 10-30 years and have nothing.

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  • [–] -4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    True, also best to not pay off your mortgage. It is a line of credit if worth more than you owe. Once you pay it off that credit line is gone.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    If you have a HELOC, yeah but the rate isn't great. If you do pay off, you can always open a new HELOC.

    Funny story, I had a HELOC as part of buying a house with no closing cost on it I paid the balance off but kept it open. They called me one day and asked if I would close the account. I said that I don't think I should, because I'd suddenly owe the money for closing costs for paying off early, and they confirmed I could either sit with a zero balance for two years for free our pay a few thousand dollars for the privilege of choosing the account...

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    I paid my Car note and owed like $250 more for it to be paid off. My lender sent me a bill for $250 + $50 late fee. I called them and explained I just paid $430 and was going to pay the remaining next month. They said my 72 month contract ended is why. Okay but a late fee? I told them I will never do any business with them again.

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