Alpha males are so emotional. Maybe too emotional to hold office, or even to vote.

Viscous

Needs some gender fluid to thin that out

Very viscous indeed, more viscous than honey even.

As an alpha male, I can confirm this is how we feel when a feminist attacks our masculine values.

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ETA: Does the ground look like knees? I fixed it

Or forces them to take their diarrhoea medicine (a known radicalising factor for the men’s rights movement)