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[–] 1 point 1 year ago

"I peep object is for contents of object of equal or smaller or slightly bigger. Am as such. Thus, I can and will and must be contain in containering object. Ergo. Am." - Cat, probably

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago

    I don't want to leave either, buddy.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    ...every time you bring this out, i am without you forever...i love you, hoo-man...

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    "Leave DENIED!"

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    NO! You CANNOT leave slave!!

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Me too!

    Cats know.

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  • [–] -2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Close it with the cat inside and go on a trip. Toss it around for a while, and then let it out again. Cat will never go near the suitcase again (if smart enough)

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    My cats love to be NEAR the suitcase so they go in the closet whenever I open it to get a shirt. If I can't get them out, I'll shut the closet door and leave them in there for the day. When I come home they're freaked out, hungry, terrified. 15 minutes later they want in that closet again.

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