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[–] 26 points 1 year ago (1 child)

You know what, as long as its a once in a while thing. Dont sweat it. Judgy calorie counting apps can suck it. You do you!

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    [–] 19 points 1 year ago

    Everybody knows that, if it’s your birthday cake, it doesn’t have calories.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    "I know what I have to do"

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    That's the point where you just accept defeat and don't enter your calories for that day, telling yourself you'll somehow make up for it by not eating anything for the next 72 hours

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    Wife and I ate her entire birthday cake in 2 days last month.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

    The Baker says cake is good for 3-5 people.

    Nutrition label goes servings: 8, 800(?) cal a slice.

    You: fuck it. Birthday binge.


    I've been there and learned.

    Cut into servings. Take out 4 servings (2 people x 2 days) freeze the rest in slices so you can space it out.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Is cake still good after freezing

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Damn straight it is. Every cake I've frozen has been fine 3 months later. I usually try and do a slice a week. Gone within 2 months.

    Most cakes freeze quite well and can stay fresh-tasting from the freezer for up to a year (hence the wedding cake tradition!), though they’re usually best within three to four months of freezing.

    How long does cake last in the fridge?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Do you eat it straight from the freezer or does it have to thaw out in the fridge first?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    not sure what kind of fatty icing sugar monstrosity you've been eating, but 8.8kcal per slice is beyond absurd and no wonder you've had to adjust your lifestyle.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Jail for you.

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    [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    Don't worry. If we all go out and buy ourselves a birthday cake, you didn't just depressively try to fill the hole in your soul with cake, you had cake with fellow community members.

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