Conversely, let's spare a thought to all those mooks that sterilized themselves saving the rest of us an entire generation of kids raised by the above.

I think one of the most impressive pieces of comedy was in a random Jackass sketch.

Mall boxing, Knoxville squares off against a one time super heavyweight champion, Butterbean. Butterbean laughs, lets Knoxville take a free shot then proceeds to one punch Knoxville unconscious. Paramedics come and as they're attending to Knoxville he comes to, looks around and immediately asks "Is Butterbean okay?"

I die every time. The wherewithal to come out from an almost certain concussion with such a ludicrous assertion/question, just goddamnit, it's perfect.

I remember being in a small casino watching Steve-o perform on a tiny stage, like 5 feet away from me. He wound up staple-gunning his scrotum to his thigh. I blew chunks all over a police officer, and had to be rushed out because I was drinking, in a casino, on a fake ID. Steve-o thought it was hilarious. Good times.

"Hi! I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Nut Nuking."

sticks testicles in microwave

Lucky them

Can't forget its pseudo-predecessor America's Funniest Home Videos and all of the guys recording themselves getting kicked/hit in the groin to try to win $10,000.

Who am I to judge the will of Darwin's Fury?

as much as this show and subsequent movies were instrumental in my interest in physical comedy, thank god those men never bred.

Are there cuts of the show or movie without all the shit or puking?

That is a net gain

They're the lucky ones, not having to deal with *motions in the general direction of everything*

Survival of the fittest

You joke, but this is a genuine line people are making with child free and transgender people in regard to their reproductive health.

A moment of envy?