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[–] 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

He was big into NOS and Ketamin.

So we know what to test.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    No time for clinical trials. Start fertility treatments with drugs and nut kicks immediately.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Elon Musk has a ketamine habit, a dozen kids with as many women, and there's no way he wasn't repeatedly kicked in the nuts as a teenager.

    You might be on to something here.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Aren’t all of his kids IVF because his dick doesn’t work?

    Or is that nonsense? So hard to know these days.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    I think one of his exes said it but I dunno if that's real confirmation, but I find it fun to say Elon has a broke dick anyway.

    It's also theorized that they're IVF because they are all boys except one, and he was real mad about that too.

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