I think he's a bad fit for Bond, but not THE worst. I'm thinking Owen Wilson or Ben Stiller.

Haha, came here to say that too.

They should do something like "Young Indiana Jones" but for Bond. He's an awkward teen with none of his later suave and self assured mannerisms. Michael Cera would knock that out of the park.

Genuinely bad suggestion, ought to be top comment. Everyone else is just doing lateral stuff that would actually make a great movie

He's the most awful anything to anything though. It's cheating.

LOL, just thinking about is too funny,

I'd watch that though.

sun-dried Tobey Maguire

(just a joke i like him more than Tobey)

That's for the spoof lol

Citizen Z would make a great bond and there’s nothing you can tell me to convince me otherwise.

Ah. Beat me to it.

Oh, that might be unbeatable. You win, I think. 😅

Perfect

You win 🤢

Within the realm of possibility, yet revolting.

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

“Come on. You have me tied down to a table with a laser slowly moving towards me, do you really need your henchmen wearing tuxedos? Look at him, it doesn’t match what is happening right now, why is he so dressed up? Plus he looks uncomfortable. He can barely move around cause it’s not even fitted well to him.

Come on. Let him wear something more casual. He’s already doing all your dirty work, risking his life. He can wear something more loose fitting.

Oh I’m being an asshole? You think I’m the one that’s… well then ask him. Go ahead and ask him what he would actually prefer and do it without a threatening tone and let’s see what he says.”

Tom Green.

Shit, didn't have to read past the first comment to find the first name that popped into my head. Agreed, he would be terrible. And yet, I have a feeling I'd still watch the shit out of it.

Oh, now, wait a minute...!

I'd watch the fuck out of that.

I mean…under the right director, she could pull it off. Wooden acting is perfect for an emotionally stunted character; I'd boycott the film but I could see it working.

Bond. James Bo- hack cough wheeze rasp gasp... cough hack wheeze stumbling fatly

I legit had to check if there was a "wrong answers only" modifier.

I thought it was WORST, not BEST!

Whatever is the opposite of this answer is what op was looking for.

(As a zombie)

You got a petition going?

Pauly Shore as Pinocchio as James Bond. Instant hit.

*yelling Iago voice*
MY NAME IS BOND, JAMES BOND.

I didn't say best for the role!

(As a zombie)

I mean, he's done serious acting and been phenomenal at it.

Watch Uncut Gems if you don't believe me that his range is incredible.

Only problem is his age would mean you'd have to set him as a retired or M-style Bond.

Honestly, a Bond that survived, became the leadership at MI6 and got drawn back into the field could be a great movie.

Edit: this made me rewatch The Man From Uncle when I realized I was describing a certain character. Put him in one of those roles and I think he'd nail it.

Or not, suave might be outside his range after all 🤷‍♂️

Kinda done.: You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Kevin Hart as Q.

That laugh. That god damned laugh.

I was gonna go with Sam Kinison but yours is way better.

Hubie’s thermos goes hard, maybe Danny Devito

I'd watch it

I would unironically watch this once a week.