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[–] 114 points 1 year ago

He wouldn't have paid out anyway, the adjuster would try to force you to prove the train wouldn't have stopped on its own after hitting the second person

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  • [–] 53 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Actually, the CEO is the person who controls the lever, and the railway is a closed circle, but if he stops the train, he just earns a 300% profit.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    You misspelled "if he speeds up the train, he just earns a 300% profit". Literally how they work. Parasites.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago

    That look on Thomas the Tank Engines face in the last panel

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Why don't they just wiggle out of the way? They're not tied to anything.

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    [–] 35 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    And then they go and put another human being on the tracks.

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