The cart only takes you to your ball or the next tee. Then you step out completely in the open while you prepare for and take your shot. I wouldn't call that "taking no chances".

I'd call that being aware that your life is threatened by your massive unpopularity and still risking it and wasting millions of tax payer dollars anyway to play fucking golf. What a cunt.

After reading this headline, I am now finally convinced that I am on life support in a hospital and my subconscious is fucking with me.

How much did we have to pay for this stupid thing, and please tell me they didn't build a second one just to bring across the pond

#PrayForTheScottishChildren

What a pussy.

You dont need to resort to violence, just make a super high calorie, sugar, and fat pastry like the Simpsons La Bombé eclair. I'm sure his body won't be able to handle a weeks worth of dessert in 5 minutes.

Good! The LAST thing we Need during these Difficult Times is for our President to NOT be able to Golf!

“Armored Golf Buggy” was not on my bingo card.

Fuck’s sake.

Feels like something out of southpark. It just needs square wheels.

Good job Scotland. Keep.this fucker scared for his life. Make it as miserable as possible, especially when he is doing one of the two things he enjoys the most. Golf.

I mean y'all got drones dontcha?

If you all could aim your golf shots at the armored pussy vehicle, that would be great.

What about when he has to get out to hit the ball?

He is only exposed for staged, failed, attempts.