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[–] 17 points 1 year ago (6 children)

You dont need to resort to violence, just make a super high calorie, sugar, and fat pastry like the Simpsons La Bombé eclair. I'm sure his body won't be able to handle a weeks worth of dessert in 5 minutes.

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