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[–] 1 point 1 year ago

Anyone else see an angry garden gnome in the picture?

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  • [–] 82 points 1 year ago (16 children)

    adding the best part of a sandwich is superfluous now huh

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  • [–] [S] 76 points 1 year ago (15 children)
  • [–] 42 points 1 year ago (12 children)

    I thought adding semen was masturbatory

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    We’re all just semen and egg sammies after all…

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Are vegetarians allowed to swallow? (Sorry)

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Lmao. Well, vegetarians don’t have to cut out all animal products, that would be more vegan. So, we’ll use vegan. I would say… yes, I mean well as long as it’s a human. It’s the consent for me in that case.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    So, cannibalism is fine for vegans, as long as there is consent? Is this limited to gametes?

    Sorry if you are not an expert here, I just jumped to the opportunity.

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  • [–] 46 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Superfluous and masturbatory is a pretty good description of my life up to this point.

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  • [–] 39 points 1 year ago

    Masturbatory? Am I not trying to pleasure myself by eating delicious food?

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I bet that person is a struggle to converse with.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Dude eats all his meals out of a blender for efficiency and stoicism

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Using "eggs" as the punchline to anything is a cheap way to make me smile. I can't deny it.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I often say "via con huevos"

    (Inspired by the movie "Nobody's Fool")

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    I'm more of a 'Over medium egg on my Burger' kind of guy myself, but no judgement. Breakfast sandwiches are the bomb, but the breakfast burger from Whataburger reigns supreme. Now I sound like a fucking ad. Ugh.

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  • [+] 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)
  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    midwittery

    Now that is a new one.

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