It's the effort that counts
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ftfy: * both eating cereal, unbothered *
That 'daddy' thing in sex will always freak me out. If a woman called me daddy during sex that would be the end of it
I don't sext because I can't jerk off and write a cohesive sentence at the same time.
Skill issue
I could type with one hand before I switched to dvorak.
It's not the typing that's the issue. It's the lack of blood going to the brain.
This used to be me. Eventually I figured out one handed with the unlabeled keys but it took years. Congrats on the happy tendons.
Yeah, I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Harakiri Rock.
Speech to text, my brother.
More of a bloodflow-to-the-brain issue
"I'm going to puck door mushy so hard where did the tissue go"
I was the bottom person once. No clue why, or what possessed me to do that.
It's just playing along with a partner's fantasy. No effort and it makes them happy.
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