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[–] 62 points 1 year ago (17 children)

I don't sext because I can't jerk off and write a cohesive sentence at the same time.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I could type with one hand before I switched to dvorak.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Yeah, I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Harakiri Rock.

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