Squeaker of the House, Mike (‘Mickey’) Johnson…

I’m not enjoying the mental boner that was supposed to encourage such tattling on a grandiose scale. Frankly, I am let down and hurt. I need more. C’mon, ya’ll are better than this.

I don’t understand the premise of frequent recesses, anymore. They seemed reasonable when people were traveling by horse and buggy and required 2-4 weeks to get back to their district, but now? In the era of phones and planes, why do they still deserve to get half the year off?

“Christian” Mike Johnson doing his best to give cover to pedophiles. Wonder if him and his son discuss these sins at bedtime together while going over their porn monitoring.

Oh so he's on the list, got it

Huh, what a coincidence, Epstein always looked forward to recess too.

Hold up, last I checked its still July...I think you have another week there Mr speaker

Here is an amazing write up on all of trump's connections to epstein.

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/49344563

Well, this will put those conspiracy allegations to bed.

It's not going away Mikey.

Trumps on the list. Trumps on the list. Trumps on the list. The GOP is trying to hide it. Trumps a child fucker. Trumps a child fucker. Trumps a child fucker. The GOP is trying to hide it.

That pretty much confirms it

Will somebody think of the children?

Fucking cowards. Stop protecting pedophiles.

A whole week early? Unacceptable. I don’t get an extended vacation when I feel like it. Why should they?

Buying time to scrub records?

I reckon a good number of them won't be returning from recess. They'll start sounding up the neurodivergents for the "wellness camps" during the August recess and also use the opportunity to murder or jail their opponents probably using ICE operatives. Dark times ahead.

Very Christian of you, Mikey, to protect your false idol's pedophilic actions.

Needs to be asked: "What did the president speaker know and when did he know it"

I'd also accept the Watergate quote of "I shall resign the Presidency effective at noon tomorrow"

America must keep Dear Leader in power. They haven’t even got around to the portraits in every home yet. Probably won’t need to, it’s happening naturally.

Your deification of your elected leader is apparently so strong now that mere humans are abusable, at least non-cis-white-male-conservative-natural-Americans.

Need more time to make shit up so they can release the ones they want to instead of the actual files.

This kind of shit should be hella illegal. These assholes have an entire country to help run, they take recess early? Meanwhile, average workers get harassed for going to the doctor or whatever.

So, can I start August early and just stop working between now and then without losing my paycheck? Cause I'd hate to think this was a double-standard.

Republican party protecting pedos, nothing new. Lots of Republican pedos: https://www.dailykos.com/history/user/CajsaLilliehook

The GOP doesn't know what a striesand effect is