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[–] 47 points 7 hours ago* (10 children)

I found out the other day this how my phone thinks I talk

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  • [–] [S] 45 points 7 hours ago (7 children)
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    [–] 35 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

    I ain't mad at all this is just true

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  • [–] 18 points 5 hours ago* (1 child)
  • [–] 10 points 5 hours ago

    People are always saying that about me..

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  • [–] 10 points 3 hours ago

    Be careful before you accidentally

    someone

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  • [–] 9 points 7 hours ago (1 child)
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    [–] 7 points 6 hours ago (1 child)

    my keyboard doesn't even know my gender lol

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  • [–] 2 points 1 hour ago

    You say youre livid, but you look more like a good little bottom to me...

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  • [–] 2 points 45 minutes ago

    almost very funny, and accurate either way

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