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Hmm, Ragdoll or Birman?
Too big and fluffy to be a Siamese I figure, but sealpoint Rags and Birrs usually have socks I thought.
lay on the wrinkle
lie on the wrinkle
Cats do not lay eggs. They sometimes lay turds, but hopefully not on the rug.
cats lie to me every day. they tell me i can touch their stomach, they show it to me. then come the claws.
Unless the cat said "I lay down" and the owner repeated it. Intransitive properties and principal forms are fun I guess.
I screwed my front mat onto the baseboard because otherwise the rug could be anywhere by morning.
Finally nailed the4 corners of mine last week and I've been wondering why I didn't do this a year ago.
Lol yup, it's the final fix. I didn't want to put any holes in the linoleum so I tucked the rug against the baseboard and put a few drywall screws with washers to hold it. holds the one side tight, the other side the cats can fold over but the rug at least stays put. They did try a few times, but I guess since the rug can't go anywhere it lost its charm to them and they've started leaving it alone. It only takes like 20 seconds with the drill to pop the screws out if I want to shake the rug out vs god knows how long putting the damned mat back where it belongs 20 times a day.
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