Eh, whatever floats your stoat

"All I have is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels."

"Ok, I'll take that."

Just a tube with fur

If not fren, why look like fren?

Ermine my personal space!

to be attacked by an ermine for an ermine to defend itself

I must have very good hearing because I can hear that at arm's length.

That's it, I'm declaring myself King and bringing cloaks back. Fuckers have had it too easy lately

I did this once. There was a squelching noise, and my ear became wet and warm.

#WorthIt

Thanks, but no thanks. I played that game with a parrot once, in I'm trying not to repeat it.

our cat came home with a dead ermine in winter coat once. could probably have used that one but for some reason it wasn't on my mind at the time

Tiny voice "If you'd worked harder you'd have nicer stuff!"

Nothing much ermine, what’s up with you?

…did I do it right?

Thanks National Parks Service!

"U WOT M8?"

Ear-mine is more like it

From the thumbnail I thought this was a picture of a waterfall