If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."

I read a lot of these in that voice.

Free food bowl

Gotta make those human leather capes somehow.

No, we would see the potential of beautiful leather.

Edit: and kidneys, if we're quick. Mwulybe a lung. A heart or putting them into the destructive brain upload machine to make cool robots, maybe. Plus meat. Use every part of the victim!