This actually happened, sort of.

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[–] 2 points 1 day ago (1 child)

... Were you Jody?

(Or maybe Alex?)

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

    Lol No.
    Jody is an old friend from back in the day, he wasn't really suicidal, but he did engage in very risky behaviors.
    So the story with this one was he went to Mexico on his birthday, got drunk, and got in a fight. So this is my interpetation of that event.

    Alex was a real person too. He says "Fabulous!" all the time.

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  • The headline, "Local man gets living shit beat out of him", is a hilarious detail.

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