Snow leopard, I wanna use my fat tail like a scarf.

A capybara. The seem to lead remarkably chill lives, and the internet has convinced me that they spend a lot of time relaxing in thermal baths.

One of my cats. They got it better than any of us.

Honey badger. I’d love to give that few fucks about everything

An albatross. Flying is fun. I’m big enough to not have many predators (shut up about those asshole orcas, fish will eat anything!!), can soar the entire globe, live long enough to enjoy it, have a lifelong mate. You know what big wings mean, ladies. ;) ;)

A crow, they seem like they got their shit together

green sea turtle.

sit on the reef all day give no fucks. maybe surf.

wandering albatross, just fuck off and keep going.

I love birds so I would be a coyote. Omnivore living off the land ranging from Alaska to Newfoundland to Central America. Both a sacred character and trickster in Indigenous american stories. Not a top predator, but only a few above it in the food chain. Protect birds by eating domestic cats that are a major threat to songbirds.

I'm like a bird, I wanna fly away. I don't know where my home is.

I WANT TO GET AWAY! I WANNA FLY AWAY! (Like a bird.)

Human, but like, a different one. Someone else. Dunno who though, they're mostly bastards. Bastard covered bastards with bastard filling.

One of those Japanese snow monkeys that huddle in the hot springs during winner