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[–] 3 points 1 day ago (8 children)

An albatross. Flying is fun. I’m big enough to not have many predators (shut up about those asshole orcas, fish will eat anything!!), can soar the entire globe, live long enough to enjoy it, have a lifelong mate. You know what big wings mean, ladies. ;) ;)

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  • [–] [S] -3 points 1 day ago (7 children)

    You seem like such a boring animal to be :/

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago (6 children)

    I bet being an albatross on a bad day is more exciting that every day of your life combined. :/

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  • [–] [S] 0 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    😾 I don’t care about being a bird. Eating fish doesn’t seem that exciting.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 day ago (3 children)

    I’m sure the most exciting thing you’ve seen was on your phone sitting on your couch. Is that why you want to be a cat? You’re afraid of flying around the world eating sushi with your giant wingspan and majestic plumage? Meowlame

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  • [–] [S] 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (2 children)

    It’s not that I’m afraid to fly; I just think being a bird seems kind of boring. You’d also have to spend a lot of time escaping from predators, and you could die.

    I think being a cat would be cool because I love cats. Their lives seem so fun and exciting—though cats can seem pretty dumb sometimes.

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