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[–] 51 points 1 day ago* (6 children)

β€œThis one’s for your mouth, this one’s for your ear, and this one goes up your butt. No, no wait, hang on. Uhh, okay, this one goes up your butt.”

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  • [–] 16 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    The yellow ones apparently were for rectal use, white were oral. So you could genuinely tell them apart.

    I still have one from my mom, who was an RN before the days of alcohol thermometers. I don’t use it rectally, but I have washed it thoroughly many times.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    You know how I feel about having my temperature taken, Carl.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    SOMEONE IS IMPERSONATING ME CARL. MONGO IS CONFUSED AND I AM APPALLED

    Goddammit, donut. Stop typing in all caps, it makes you sound like you are yelling

    I AM YELLING CARL

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  • [–] 17 points 1 day ago

    β€œOh. Would you have let me take your armpit temperature?”

    β€œβ€¦ No.”

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  • [–] 12 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Aren't some of those groins or something?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago

    They did that to our dog when he was a pup and he howled and peed all over the vets table, he never recovered from the trauma

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago

    This made me lol.

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