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[–] 42 points 22 hours ago (7 children)

Thanks for hearing about my day. But why are you writing all this in your notepad?

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  • [–] 22 points 21 hours ago (6 children)

    My handl--uhhh, therapist, said journaling would be a good exercise. Yeah, that's the ticket.

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  • [–] 9 points 19 hours ago (5 children)

    Read that in Mr Burns' voice, 10/10

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  • [–] 6 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

    It’s Jon Lovitz as Tommy Flanagan, The Pathological Liar on SNL

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  • [–] 2 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

    Wow, I had never seen that character before. Love me some Jon Lovitz. Hilarious and somehow still topical. Thanks for sharing

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  • [–] 15 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (10 children)

    Someone once posted this picture with the rat from Chuck e Cheese next to it and it was hilarious, but for the life of me, I cannot find it. Does anyone have it?

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  • [–] 28 points 21 hours ago (7 children)

    The rat from Chuck E Cheese is Chuck E Cheese

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  • [–] 29 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

    Charles Entertainment Cheese?

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  • [–] 10 points 21 hours ago (1 child)

    God dammit. I was going to have a great day creating value for shareholders but now I feel compelled to scramble around a giant playground, eat pizza, and play Gauntlet with a few complete strangers.

    And to be 100% clear it was your comment that did this for some reason.

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  • [–] 11 points 22 hours ago

    That is exactly what a honeypot would say to gain my trust.

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  • [–] 8 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

    Look at those dilated pupples

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  • [–] 10 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
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    Let's do something new. I'll roleplay as a data center and you are the lead engineer on site. Tell me about all the dirty things you want to stuff inside me in deep sensual detail. Let's be extra kinky and record it, I want to watch it later well I write notes.... um I mean touch myself.

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  • "I can neither confirm nor deny that I had a day." - Homer Simpson, IIRC

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  • [–] 2 points 20 hours ago

    Someone made an AI slop edit of that clip with the spy lady in her place and Jensen in Nathan Fielder’s place with the same exact expressions he was doing.

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