Kid logic is simultaneously very clever and very silly lol. I had a cousin put BBs in her ears to keep bees out. She got an ear infection lol.

Did it actually work? Wet cat food spoils pretty quickly and cats are usually offended by the smell at that point.

I vaguely remember cutting doll clothes and their hair, with scissors. Then I was banned from using scissors for a quite while. What the logic behind was, that I do not remember. Later though, I cut a hand off from one, but that was, because I wanted to play with the doll being a crippled warrior.

That's famously the best base they're capable of

A titty in your mouth is 2nd base?

I was thinking over the clothes, hand-stuff.

Pretty sure most guys also don’t have that phase

I really hope you didn't have any pets

Read a celebratory have their autobiography, that said when she was a girl she discovered rubbing her pussy on the carpet would make her organism, so she got addicted to that. Yes puberty is fucked, but like post above batman not getting that information out of me. Taking that to my grave.

i think it gets better after sister, tbh

At least they had a home….

One of the many great examples where paying attention to grammar would have been really worthwhile!

i still use (NSFL language warning)

windows

please make my death long and painful lemmy

You're a monster!

But have you installed arch?

Who wouldn't want a giggle account?

Pretty sure the original version of this exchange was about jerking it to 2B

you alone in this one bro