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[–] 69 points 3 days ago (6 children)

That jacket... It's power is too much!

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  • [–] 8 points 2 days ago* (2 children)

    But without the jacket I can no longer distinguish him from the AMD CEO. altr

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  • [–] 51 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    Why would an Nvidia exec sleep with Huang? She already has access to Nvidia's trade secrets!

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  • [–] 39 points 3 days ago

    If I were that Chinese spy, I'd feel a little betrayed right now...

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  • [–] 19 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    Could his ouster be the first domino?

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  • [–] 3 points 3 days ago

    I wish but I doubt it. Nvidia is a big piece, maybe the biggest, but there are so many players and so much money at stake. There are so many reasons it should have failed by now but here we are. A lot of people in power seem determined to make it succeed at any cost. Honestly, what might make some of it come crumbling down would be if the government came out and said there would be no bailouts for AI companies that fail. Still, I think that’d only impact players like OpenAI and Anthropic. Companies like Meta and Google have much deeper pockets even without AI.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 days ago* (1 child)

    [Narrator] History would go on to record that after all the complex financial maneuvering, after all the hyperbolic speculation, overt fraud and rampant corruption, the thing that actually popped the AI bubble was Huang’s dick.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 days ago (7 children)

    Once a cheater, always a cheater.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 days ago (4 children)

    I mean the funny part is that there’s a way to do this ethically and above board. But he chose not to.

    Source: am poly

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    lol this guy was a loser his whole life. Just a nerd with his trust right hand for his little huang.

    Then he’s exploiting the masses and public resources and thinks women suddenly think he’s hot at his greyest and flabbiest.

    What a schmuck

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  • [–] -5 points 3 days ago* (2 children)

    If someone like this is a loser, what are the rest of us?

    I think you may be a bit too hard on him. Who hasn't been tempted by a beautiful woman in their life? I think something like 50% of couples are unfaithful and it's often never discovered. Only in anonymous surveys it shows up.

    I think we all know that men have a vary hard time resisting temptation. It's not only this guy. It's almost every man. So it doesn't make sense to judge other men very hard over this. Unless you are a woman. Then again, a woman did this to him. He didn't do it alone.

    But sure, the other stuff about exporting chips is just stupid of him. That is my problem with him, not that he was unfaithful.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 days ago

    "I am sorry I cheated and will cheat on you..."

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  • [–] 4 points 3 days ago

    I hope to see the I cheated on my wife and my mistress with a Chinese honeypot former billionaire special of Jerry Springer

    I guess I kinda just want reality tv shit back on tv, and less in reality.

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    Every day is springtime for Jensen.

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  • [–] [S] 15 points 3 days ago (4 children)

    The one AI company that’s making any money, at all, and is in turn funding the other companies who are all in scads of debt - is now about to restructure ahead of an IPO.

    You don’t see any technological ramifications there?

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  • [–] 4 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    Seems like with his unlimited millions, Jensen could have had all the above-board sugar babies, escorts, etc. Plus thousands of impressionable female fans at his amazing CEOness.

    And yet he went for cheap tawdry office flings and anyone sexy who chats him up.

    Fuckin putz

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