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[–] 52 points 5 hours ago (7 children)

Average Billionaires :

Anyway, here's how I'm going to destroy everything for just a little more money and power

Normal people's responses :

If I was a billionaire, I'd just be chill and do things that interested me

MySpace Tom, Gabe :

Anyway, I just indulge in my hobbies.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 hours ago (4 children)

    Gabe had 1 000 000 000 dollars worth of boats.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

    And how many of them did he use to commit sex crimes?

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  • [–] 25 points 5 hours ago (1 child)

    I had a friend who started doing this all the time and I can confirm that it is very annoying.

    Another friend decided to try to figure out how to sing on the inhale, while I was stuck in the house with him all day. It literally sounded like a pig squealing.

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  • [–] 21 points 6 hours ago

    rare case of a billionaire still having some self awareness

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  • [–] 19 points 5 hours ago (1 child)

    He thought that throat was gonna do what it do But that throat don't do what he wanted it to do.

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  • [–] 15 points 6 hours ago

    During the summer steam sale maybe.

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  • [–] 12 points 6 hours ago

    I want to hear how bad his throat singing is.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 hours ago

    It is really challenging to throat sing. I can do it on purpose like 80% of the time. Still trying to figure out polyphonic singing using it.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 hours ago (1 child)

    This... this isn't a parody/onion article?

    Jesus fucking christ goddamnit Gabe!

    ... everyone knows the best voice tutor for this.

    Delay Lama.

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=T9vXGlaNKg0

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=jXrKlMY5Hcs

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=Vvlovp2uvsg

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  • [–] 4 points 5 hours ago

    OP: of course I would, I have 30 copies lol those babies gonna me rich

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  • [–] 5 points 3 hours ago

    Stop praising the bourgie.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 hour ago

    Look, I wasn't the hugest Newell fan before but I thought he was cool for stuff he did in the 2000s, until it became public that recently he hung out with pedophile fascists like Musk and tried to start a brain implant company with him and Sam Altman.

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  • [–] 1 point 17 minutes ago

    this is why I own the original vive, steam index, steam deck, steam machine, steam controller and steam frame. I'm like the possessive girlfriend meme smiling insanely at Gaben asking why he doesn't reply to my emails

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  • [–] 0 points 1 hour ago

    I'd buy a vial of Gabe's bathwater

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