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[–] 34 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I never realized how difficult it must feel for flowers to not get a hot dicking.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    I thought that's what bees were doing constantly?

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  • [–] 29 points 1 day ago

    Sorry, flower. Ya have to evolve to attract a different pollinator

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  • I haven't been fucked like that since I was a cotyledon.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 day ago

    Gentlemen, if she says she wants to get fucked so hard that ***************.... she means it. And you should do it.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago* (2 children)

    Honestly, same 🀣
    I'd appreciate getting fucked really really hard right about now :3
    I agree with that flower!

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  • [–] 1 point 16 hours ago

    Try being a nepeta

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