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[–] 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Isn't the sun always exploding?

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    [–] 63 points 1 day ago (5 children)

    To be fair, the apprentice spell is technically formulated as just "Explode". It's just that without an argument specified, it defaults to the largest target within range, which by default incudes the entire solar system.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    oh god early career, coding on a 20 year old program

    using makefiles to compile while on a remote host

    lack of target resulted in trying to programatically delete the remote hosts root

    thank good i did not have the permission

    why is defaulting like this a thing instead of a syntax error?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago

    99% of the time it's fine, because 99% of the time the person who wrote the Makefile undertands Makefiles and knows that the first thing you do is define a default target. A default target that's chosen reasonably is a very nice feature of make because there are no standard names for targets, and no easy way to find out the names of targets other than trying to read the Makefile, which can be a pain in the ass.

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  • [–] 54 points 2 days ago (4 children)

    I'm in this pic and I don't like it.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    Me too but only because I look better in purple

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  • [–] 36 points 1 day ago

    Why are you concerned about the Sun exploding? Is there any business impact, or is this just about your personal aesthetics?

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  • [–] 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    I learned the skills of an elder mage all on my own. Now I'm starting a career in magehood and they're constantly trying to keep me from blowing up the sun when all I'm doing is checking if the sun is in fact still there. You'd be surprised how often the sun simply isn't there anymore.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 day ago (14 children)

    How did they bootstrap this thing? If the easiest spell is "Explode The Sun", then becoming a Great Mage able to cast "Prevent Sun From Exploding" is very unlikely!

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  • [–] 15 points 1 day ago (7 children)

    Easy, it was another, greater mage. It's mages all the way down

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Is casting "Fist" more complicated than casting "Explode The Sun"?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    In a time before modern mages, before pre-written incantations, before even Auto-Incantated Vibration Casting (A-I VibeCast), there was a... different time.

    It was the Sages of the ancient Fortran civilization, followed by the Assembly of Oracles, who truly understood the old magics.

    The old tongues are understood so little these contemporary times.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago

    In the early days, mages were less powerful because there was less power in the Aether. Their most powerful spells could only destroy small houses. Plenty of small houses were destroyed as these mages learned their skills, but it was mostly their own houses, and they learned from their mistakes. Over time, these mages not only became more skilled at their craft, they also improved the power all mages had to draw on, weaving isolated pockets of Aether together into one large Aether-net.

    Through this, the mages were able to accomplish much, much more. But it meant that new mages could draw on power far greater than a new mage knows how to control.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 day ago

    lol good old HoMM3

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Good old HOMM3.
    But where's the last one from?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago

    lmao, I only noticed the top caption after the three panels, which made it even funnier

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  • [–] 7 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    I'm not in the picture, because I already stole Armageddon's Blade.

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