Ha, my stack of punched cards are immune! Now I just need something to read them...
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Oh. This is a joke.
I’m too tired anymore to know what is real apparently.
Just tested my system, and it looks like I'm vulnerable. I'm uninstalling bash to see if th
A # prompt indicates the attacker has obtained root. Disconnect from the network, then from society.
😁
Mac OS 9 and earlier are not effected. Clear the the be… bes… (cringe) best OS ever.
And it was discovered with an LLM by some "vibe coder" (please hold your nose while pronouncing) with curly blonde hair, empty blue eyes, a business degree, and horrible political opinions. In addition, he talks your ear off about the inevitable glorious agentic AI future and how nobody needs RAM and that all resources in the world should be used towards bringing this future to past, with his response to most arguments against him being something along the lines of "resistance is futile".
I'm ashamed it took me THAT long. Only upon opening my yakuake it slowly dawned on me. I really feel dumb now....
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