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[–] 49 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I keep forgetting Mitch is not dead.

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  • [–] 74 points 1 day ago* (5 children)

    They should download Mitch's soul into the very last cybertruck, then set him loose on the plains of Kentucky to look for an EV charger.

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    I'm sure he's got a couple squirreled away in a closet somewhere.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 day ago

    He's speechless too

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  • [–] 19 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    It's still in production for another 8 months, so it might outlive him yet!

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    They’ll put his head in a jar like in futurama.

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    McConnell staring directly at the sun: Many things come and go... some tend, or technology, a philosophy or style, whole lifetimes.... the rages.. the joys... all are born and die.... leaving me... I alone survive...

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  • [–] 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    I wonder if it will ever occur to republiklans that them wheeling a dead person around just to hold on a senate seat is literally why they lost

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  • [–] 11 points 1 day ago

    Did it though?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago

    I know it's a typo but CuberTruck seems more fitting than CyberTruck to me.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Is he really alive though? His eyes gave off lobotomy to me.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Roll that old vampire out into the sun, he might burst into flames too.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago

    They can die together tho, in one magnificent lithium fueled fire ...

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago

    The CuckTruck

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  • [–] 3 points 21 hours ago

    Put Mitch in a Cyber Truck and bury both.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Does Mitch McConnell burn to death and kill everyone inside of him?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago

    Oh ol' Mitch has been dead for some time now, that's just a puppet wearing his face, not that he wasn't one when he was alive, this is another puppet.

    Also the Cybertruck would have been better of just as a concept.

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  • [–] 1 point 22 hours ago

    Mitch lookin' good with his new haircut.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 day ago

    The Tulsa brand, Cooberüche automocar.

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