Depression doesn't work that way, unfortunately. I hope this guy gets some support.

I had a moderate depressive episode due to health issues, couldn't do shit, basically chair-ridden (like bedridden, but at least I could sit). If my health had gotten any worse, like from a failed suicide attempt, I only would have wanted to die more.

Brb... Grabbing a knife for some self care.

A rare few cases accidentally "cured" the cancer they were suicidal over with a gun.

I've got to note the success rate ain't very high, but that was probably already obvious anyway

Plenty of people are depressed because of the rest of you, not because they're a fuckup.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a knife into your brain

His first attempt was with a water pick. He missed and hit his mouth and accidentally hydrated. The experience would leave him shaken and he wouldn't make another attempt for 12 years.

I use my penis because of safety.

That shit hasn't been hard since the 70s.

That's why I always say it's not that bad of a day if you don't have any rebar embedded in your head.

BTW the movie is actually called "Jesus' son" which I believe is grammatically incorrect and that's always kind of bothered me. I feel like someone would have pointed that out and that it must be intentional but I can't see the significance of doing something like that.

I actually knew this when I was writing the comment. My brain rebelled when I tried to write it correctly.

per Eats, Shoots, and Leaves, it's only grammatical for Jesus (yes, that Jesus. not the other ones) because we make exceptions for Jesus or something

Why would that be grammatically incorrect? I was always taught that if the name ends with an "s" you omit the "s" after the apostrophe.

I looked it up, and it's not quite that simple.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/what-happens-to-names-when-we-make-them-plural-or-possessive

For names that end in an s or z sound, though, you can either add -'s or just an apostrophe. Going with -'s is the more common choice

Ok, so it's kinda optional in most cases, but reading on:

For classical and biblical names there are other rules. For names ending in s or es and having two or more syllables, you usually just add an apostrophe. If the name is only one syllable, add -'s.

• Socrates' students
• Ramses' kingdom
• Amos' prophecy
• Zeus's warnings

The names Jesus and Moses are always made possessive with the apostrophe alone:

• Jesus' disciples
• Moses' law

So pretty obscure stuff, but the bottom line is that the title is the only correct way to write it according to M-W at least.

Lobotomy is NOT an effective treatment for depression, anymore than a death is a treatment for depression, or whatever.