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[–] 77 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

Going to be a tired joke but Jensen should've used a local model

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  • [–] 72 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

    The AI bubble popping due to an Nvidia CEO crisis is the funniest possible outcome.

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  • [–] 52 points 12 hours ago (7 children)

    Who do I have to suck off to get a 5090? DM me.

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  • [–] 16 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

    But what if i am not into leather jackets?

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  • [–] 29 points 11 hours ago (5 children)

    I kind of feel bad about the immense amount of Schadenfreude I currently have. No pity for mr. leather jacket smugface though. He deserves to be punished.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 hours ago* (4 children)

    Leather jackets are usually a red flag.

    See also Nick Gilespie.

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  • [–] 42 points 9 hours ago (11 children)

    Jokes aside, i feel sorry for his wife who was with him when he had nothing.

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  • [–] 37 points 9 hours ago (6 children)

    She can make him go back significantly closer to zero, should she wish. I wish her the best.

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  • [–] 10 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

    Probably wants to get on that sooner than later too.

    It’s also coming out this morning that buddy was interfering with government Chinese spy investigations. I’d maybe run not walk down to the lawyers office if I was Mrs. Huang. Get those valuations in while everything is still peak stupid.

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  • [–] 16 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

    Yeah, she stands to become very, very independently wealthy and probably have time to find someone who has all the time in the world for her.

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  • [–] 20 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

    guys, guys....

    two Huangs don't make a right. when are going to learn that.

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    I feel so bad for his wife, not only is this in public but now the government is involved. They've been together for ages. I hope she's ok.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 hours ago

    I can't believe Jensen Huang fucked Kimi. SMHing my damn head.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 hours ago

    Oh its only that thing that all these emotionally damaged dipshits do.

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  • [–] 9 points 10 hours ago (5 children)

    Where is my AI Chinese girlfriend?

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  • [–] 16 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

    ..Likes your black leather jacket, it makes you look young and cool.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 hours ago

    What is the point of screwing people over to become a gazillionaire if you are not allowed to get all the pussy you want?

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  • [–] 8 points 11 hours ago (6 children)

    Newsworthy:

    • Jensen Huang had an intimate relationship with an alleged Chinese spy

    Irrelevant:

    • The woman's modelling career.
    • Jensen's wife and family. It would've been just as bad if they had an open relationship, or if he was single.
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  • [–] 34 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 child)

    100% agreed on the modelling, But I do think the family angle is relevant. The fact that the affair was illicit is what potentially gave the affair partner leverage over him. It's entirely possible he gave up more than he normally would have in order to keep the affair quiet. A single person who just wants some privacy likely wouldn't give up much if the partner started making threats.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 hours ago* (1 child)

    It would have been very different if he was single. He wouldn't have "betrayed" his fam/wife. Maybe the sleazy media shouldn't focus on this aspect, but they can't just ignore it. It's also relevant to his perception as a defendant, ceo, grifter, etc.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 hours ago

    This is how blackmail works. You do something that is scandalous and that starts the chain of increasingly desperate attempts to keep things quiet.

    So while the Chinese spy thing was the actual problem, the rest are still important parts of the story.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 hours ago (1 child)

    Oh, she was an attractive Chinese spy that owned a company. Most people don't understand the kind of pussy that throws itself at you once you're rich. Being targeted by a foreign nation that probably has access to all your wants, desires, and proclivities means they can more easily find the right person for you to lose your way with.

    At that level of power and influence, he was going to trip up eventually. Just look at the French presidents. Each of them, without fail, has been caught cheating on their wife. One dude was even caught on a scooter, heading back from his booty call.

    Doesn't make it right, but I wouldn't judge. I can barely hold back from opening a nice cold can despite my health demanding I don't.

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