Going to be a tired joke but Jensen should've used a local model
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The AI bubble popping due to an Nvidia CEO crisis is the funniest possible outcome.
Who do I have to suck off to get a 5090? DM me.
Apparently Jensen Huang.
But what if i am not into leather jackets?
I have to imagine his one rule is, “the jacket stays on.”
I kind of feel bad about the immense amount of Schadenfreude I currently have. No pity for mr. leather jacket smugface though. He deserves to be punished.
Leather jackets are usually a red flag.
See also Nick Gilespie.
I mean yeah they are wearing skin for fun
Jokes aside, i feel sorry for his wife who was with him when he had nothing.
She can make him go back significantly closer to zero, should she wish. I wish her the best.
Probably wants to get on that sooner than later too.
It’s also coming out this morning that buddy was interfering with government Chinese spy investigations. I’d maybe run not walk down to the lawyers office if I was Mrs. Huang. Get those valuations in while everything is still peak stupid.
I bet they don't touch him. He's rich and in charge of probably the most critical defense technology. Also, look what Elon got away with and who's in the white house. Even with a normal president he would probably walk.
Yeah, she stands to become very, very independently wealthy and probably have time to find someone who has all the time in the world for her.
Jensen did have all the time in the world for her. He could've walked away at any time. What a fool.
become very, very independently wealthy
I'm going to say that she's already very, very wealthy. And splitting that in two still makes each side very, very wealthy, independently.
Like Melinda Gates. At least he didn't give her an STI from Epstein Island and then try and dose her with meds without her knowing.
Bill Gates, piece of shit and still getting quoted by media daily.
He was probably a nicer guy before he became a scumbag grifter capitalist.
guys, guys....
two Huangs don't make a right. when are going to learn that.
I feel so bad for his wife, not only is this in public but now the government is involved. They've been together for ages. I hope she's ok.
Where is my AI Chinese girlfriend?
..Likes your black leather jacket, it makes you look young and cool.
What is the point of screwing people over to become a gazillionaire if you are not allowed to get all the pussy you want?
Newsworthy:
- Jensen Huang had an intimate relationship with an alleged Chinese spy
Irrelevant:
- The woman's modelling career.
- Jensen's wife and family. It would've been just as bad if they had an open relationship, or if he was single.
100% agreed on the modelling, But I do think the family angle is relevant. The fact that the affair was illicit is what potentially gave the affair partner leverage over him. It's entirely possible he gave up more than he normally would have in order to keep the affair quiet. A single person who just wants some privacy likely wouldn't give up much if the partner started making threats.
The woman’s modelling career.
WDYM? The joke about Chinese models (like Qwen, DeepSeek, etc.) won't work without this.
It would have been very different if he was single. He wouldn't have "betrayed" his fam/wife. Maybe the sleazy media shouldn't focus on this aspect, but they can't just ignore it. It's also relevant to his perception as a defendant, ceo, grifter, etc.
Unless he hired said model to use as plausible deniability (and for sex) while knowingly smuggling $2billion dollars worth of chips to China.
Oh, she was an attractive Chinese spy that owned a company. Most people don't understand the kind of pussy that throws itself at you once you're rich. Being targeted by a foreign nation that probably has access to all your wants, desires, and proclivities means they can more easily find the right person for you to lose your way with.
At that level of power and influence, he was going to trip up eventually. Just look at the French presidents. Each of them, without fail, has been caught cheating on their wife. One dude was even caught on a scooter, heading back from his booty call.
Doesn't make it right, but I wouldn't judge. I can barely hold back from opening a nice cold can despite my health demanding I don't.



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