It's been 84 years waiting for this to grow.
Edit: originally i'm waiting for it to fully ripe, but a storm rip it off, at least it's almost there. Another two or 3 days for it to get there.
Hahaha, I can feel the frustration in this post. I suggest eating it before fucking it though 😉
more of a watermelon or pumpkin man myself. but whatever gets your goat, man. hell I'll even take a coconut.
just make sure you wash up real good after or you're just going to marinade your junk raw.
she's a beaut
I 'heard' this in his voice.
do not fuck a pineapple, or pineapple will fuck you!
I've got a top in the front garden. It's not growing or dying, just sitting there. Amazingly, it survived the record snowfall this town got in NW Florida two years ago. Buried under 10" of snow! It also hits 19F a few times each winter and that hasn't killed it either. Maybe I should feed it...
Grew one myself this year and it was very delicious. Enjoy!
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