I'd be really interested to hear how furries ruined their stepdaughter's education, like, specifically. Who were these furries and what were they doing? (Are the furries in the room with us right now?)

Bonus points if they can even explain what a furry is without using Fox News talking points.

great! we're a furry nonbinary pedophiliac incestuous family looking for a good community to move to. sounds like this place is perfect. do you know if there's a nearby Church of Satan?

What's wrong with liking petit pois?

So many pedophiles at the school, going after literal children. I don't care that they are also children, there's no excuse

they spelled pee'd-O-files wrong

Oh no, not the furries. Won't somebody save of from the furries?

I plead the 5th

So many furries are in IT simply because they sucked up all the knowledge given in school and left none for the other students.

Now hold still while I suck out your brain; I wanna learn how to fly a helicopter real quick.