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[–] 108 points 3 days ago

The fact they also match her hair is what does it

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  • [–] 95 points 3 days ago (7 children)

    Here you go.

    the carpet matches the drapes

    1. (colloquial, vulgar, humorous) A woman's pubic hair is of the same color as the hair on her head, i.e. her hair is not dyed.
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  • [–] 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    Not exclusive to women, but mostly.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 days ago

    I've met two people with naturally differently colored ordinary hair and pubic hair. Not sure how common that is, but based off of that anectodal evidence, I wouldn't presume that, if the carpet doesn't match the drapes, that person is dying their hear. Hmm, I wonder. The pubic hair was pitch black in both cases, interestingly.

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  • [–] 39 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (9 children)

    A common, incredibly lame thing people wonder about (in particular with redheads) is if the carpet match the drapes.

    In other words, if the color of the hair on their head matches the color of their pubic hair. How that's a comic in 2026 is beyond me.

    Edit: words starting with the same letter are not necessarily the same

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  • [–] 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    Carpet*

    Not sure how anyone could get that wrong like you've done.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 days ago

    It’s less a thing to wonder about, and more a crude way to proposition someone you want to hookup with, and the crudeness is part of signaling that fucking is the primary thing you’re interested inβ€” so if they aren’t, they can tell you to go away and not waste your time, and if they are, an acceptance of the line makes mutual intentions exceptionally clear.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 days ago

    Star Trek Voyager makes a "carpet match the drapes" joke. Neelix says it. It's subtle af but still made my jaw drop because it's super racy for ST.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    Unfortunately it's not a shag carpet

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  • [–] 2 points 2 days ago

    The dream...

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