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[–] 39 points 1 day ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (9 children)

A common, incredibly lame thing people wonder about (in particular with redheads) is if the carpet match the drapes.

In other words, if the color of the hair on their head matches the color of their pubic hair. How that's a comic in 2026 is beyond me.

Edit: words starting with the same letter are not necessarily the same

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  • [–] 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Carpet*

    Not sure how anyone could get that wrong like you've done.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 day ago

    It’s less a thing to wonder about, and more a crude way to proposition someone you want to hookup with, and the crudeness is part of signaling that fucking is the primary thing you’re interested inβ€” so if they aren’t, they can tell you to go away and not waste your time, and if they are, an acceptance of the line makes mutual intentions exceptionally clear.

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