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[–] 92 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Here you go.

the carpet matches the drapes

  1. (colloquial, vulgar, humorous) A woman's pubic hair is of the same color as the hair on her head, i.e. her hair is not dyed.
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  • [–] 12 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

    Not exclusive to women, but mostly.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 hours ago

    I've met two people with naturally differently colored ordinary hair and pubic hair. Not sure how common that is, but based off of that anectodal evidence, I wouldn't presume that, if the carpet doesn't match the drapes, that person is dying their hear. Hmm, I wonder. The pubic hair was pitch black in both cases, interestingly.

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