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Panel 1: A sentinel, Unit X29, slams its tentacles on a table in frustration. Behind it another squiddy searches with its radar dish

Squiddy: The human resistance has been eradicated, Unit X29. Why do you fixate on this lone survivor?

X29: He mocks me!!!

Panel 2: X29 looks out over a barren war zone that was once a populated city, now only ruins and rubble.

X29: We have detection technologies beyond the humans’ pathetic imaginations…

Panel 3: A grizzled man in a torn white and red striped shirt with matching hat hides behind a ruined wall, wary of his pursuers. In the background X29 lets out a shrill Reeeeeeee as it trembles in frustration holding a white and red striped folding lawn chair in its tentacled grip.

X29: Why can’t I find him?!?

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[–] 57 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Yes Waldo, the only man with 100+ points in sneak.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Except Waldo's power is entirely based on blending in with a crowd.

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  • [–] 41 points 1 day ago (8 children)

    I'd watch Waldo, Nemo, and Carmen take on the aliens.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Why would a primitive submarine be of use here?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

    The submarine is a storytelling device. It is no ordinary submarine, the novel went deeper but you can look at the illustration "the main lounge of the Nautilus" in the article to catch a glimpse.

    Point is, if Nemo doesn't want to be found, nobody can find him.

    PS: oops, username checks out

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  • [–] 3 points 22 hours ago

    I'm not that familiar with Jules Verne but why would you include Captain Nemo with Waldo and Carmen Sandiego? Were there children's books and shows that were focused on finding him? Honestly outside of the goal of finding them Waldo and Carmen don't have anything to do with each other either, Waldo is just a picture search and Carmen Sandiego is history and trivia taught through a crime solving framework. I digress. I'm still not seeing the Nemo connection.

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  • [–] 36 points 1 day ago (5 children)

    But where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

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  • [–] 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Carmen Sandiego is confined to the world. Waldo can be anywhere.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Where_in_Space_Is_Carmen_Sandiego%3F

    I am now required to slap you in the face with a kidskin glove and berate you harshly.

    Try not to whimper, it upsets the servants.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 day ago

    The reason he can't be found because he stop time. His full name is Za Waldo after all.

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  • That idea is fucking badass.

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  • I love what the Norweigans did to the US marines, I certainly took notes.

    Dead on infrared cameras, invisible, no chance of stopping an ambush before you get torn to shreds by them.

    Some day though, I'd love to play dead instead, and live in peace.

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