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[–] 20 points 2 hours ago* (1 child)

When you feel torn and rendered asunder

From that mean taco dream 5 day bender

Go and call on your mystery asshole mender

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  • [–] 13 points 1 hour ago

    Obviously a true story but I cant find an ounce of hetero in there

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  • [–] 3 points 1 hour ago

    Anon almost dies from food poisoning

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  • [–] 3 points 38 minutes ago

    Sounds like someone needs more fiber and has a bleeding ulcer.

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