IT’S A TARP

Burialgoods has such a fine grasp on the dark absurdity of our society

Is this a plot to steal the cheese?

It's already paid for by the moon!

obviously this would cause major problems irl, but it would be interesting to know what the actual effects would be, like environmentally. the gravity of the moon would be unaffected, but never getting light from the moon might fuck up a lot of the night time activities of animals.

Finally. The other three have been done for 80 years already.

I guess that we'll finally find out if werewolves are triggered by the light or the tidal pull.

Would improve astronomy if we didn’t have so much light pollution

99.9954%

So... 10 times more black than it is today?

The deaths were unrelated to the moon blanket

i guess they needed something to do after neom went tits-up

Reminds me of that Adult Swim cartoon "Frisky Dingo" where Killface built the Annihilatrix engine to move the earth into the sun but accidentally fired it in the wrong direction solving climate change.

This reads like some memetic SCP

Did they die because the tarp keeps igniting?

I've been saying this for eons. Blot out this eyesore and give us the void of black.

So that’s where my DOGE and tariff refund checks went.

Cool

Where can I learn more?

Astronomers everywhere rejoice

In what timeline has this not happened yet? They're behind schedule