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Correction: the oldest known dildos, because the stone doesn't decay as wood, and other organic phallic objects would.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Makes sense. It’s either that or wood, and wood can splinter.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Cucumbers have entered the chat...

    And other things...

    [I'm not going to apologize, either]

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  • [–] 1 point 1 day ago*

    Likely the only things to survive time. They could have been using gourds as dildos first but those would have rotted. Even wood won't necessarily last forever.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 day ago (1 child)

    Might want to read the community sidebar, rule 2 in particular.

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