My problem is that I'm not particularly fond of deer, but literal decades ago I needed a username for a throwaway account and picked two random words. And then the throwaway account slowly morphed into a long-term account, the random words became an online identity, and now this virus has something to work with.

In such a case, what would happen to people with no fursona?

Nah, I'll just min-max my fursona. Wings, scales, prehensile tail...

Yeah, I'll just be some sort of dragon.

So I made one

This sentence coming after the previous one made me think he made a fursona transformation virus.

Changed

I am currently planning out my Anthrosona to account for this potential, wildly improbably scenario actually coming to pass. So that he's got that ability to breathe on land (given that he's a Basking Shork, a magical one), feeding is going to be an interesting situation...As we all know Basking Sharks are filter feeders. I am a wee bit far from any ocean. Probably could import some plankton milkshakes or something. 😜

It would be an interesting time to be alive, to be honest. ROFL

Am i tripping or is there something wrong with that font?

Looking up close it looks fine but from a distance it looks fucked.

Yo! I would love that! Getting to become one of my main fursonas!

Either one would be cool by me. Either a beaver with cool hair or a wingless dragon whose broken genes means he'll never look old would be fine by me.

One of the greatest movies ever somehow has this exact plot. But instead of a virus, it is punishment for not banging enough. You can't get caught masturbating, and they are watching.