They need ai to automaticcly use the noise canceling in eqrbuds, detect the song playing, and sonically replace it with whatever music you like

I would take Mariah every day of the week over yet another sickeningly cloying teeny-bopper rendition of santa baby.

Honestly, its not that bad.

Now Sia's Christmas album. Wow that one gets annoying.

I think I'll gouge my ears out if I hear candy cane lane a few more times.

The trick is to socially network with the people who work overnight stocking or building management in the store and get them to them gradually turn it down. Many stores I visit and have worked at don't play Christmas music at all, just the standard mindless retail slop which also should get turned down

Either Mariah Carey or soulless AI christmas music. Your pick.

Well I want a hippopotamus. Not you. You can go. Leave me with my hippopotamus.