I don't think the cat can get the slow cooker lid off but there is more than enough of me to keep her alive for the rest of her life

Also too.

What would my dogs eat first? 🤔

Try to die in a hot tub for a special sou vide surprise

Bodies cool fast enough that unless you died in a public place, you'll probably be room temperature. As the meme reply suggests, your body is close to the slow cooker, almost assuredly on the counter of your home/apartment.

So... a tepid, stinky, far-too-chewy bag of rotting fat, or some delicious potatoes (pronounced like so)? POtatOES!

There's not much meat on me. I'd recommend cooking me low and slow over a wood fire.

The top reads like a Mitch Hedberg joke

Joke’s on you! My slow cookers is on a dead-man switch! If I die, the slow cooker will EXPLODE!

If you die while making food in a slow cooker, you are the food in the slow cooker.

Same with grilling.

walking off into the sunset with a wheelbarrow full of car batteries keeping the beans warm

that's too much too eat

Somehow I misread and thought you were supposed to die in the slow cooker. I was like “what massive slow cookers are you using???”

The cat be like